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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:04
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Still no good.
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Then came..
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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